A couple of years ago, I was working behind the counter when a guy in his mid 30's come's in. He orders his Ice Cream, pays, and since it wasn't very busy, hangs out to chat and admire my "toy collection". Finally, he asks "what's the story with the toys?" I looked down dejectedly and responded "I have issues". "Buddy" he says, without missing a beat, "You don't just have issues, you bought the whole subscription!"
He may have a point...